A woman from Los Angeles, CA. who was a tree hugger, a Democrat and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. On the hightest point on the tract there was a very large tree. Wanting a good v…iew of the natural splendor of her land she started to climb this tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her and in her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch area.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
After waiting three hours before the doctor reappeared, the angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”
He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I’m sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down.”
H/T Dr. David
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
Holy S#!t, my dog is a Democrat!
Now for proof that they really exist or that maybe they are drinking the same kool-aid as their owners!!!!!
**(sent via email from a “conservative” friend)**
Gather up the kids, grab grandma, put the dogs in the kennel…there is a new movie coming to town, get your tickets while they last!!!! Free kool aid with the first 100 people in line!!!! Sit back and enjoy the show!!!